jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

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surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

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ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

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onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

(Source : faizebeleth)

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tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

image

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  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source : nbhcannibal)

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