steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

(Source : passive-aggressiveprincess)

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staff:

g-odd-ess:

Dream Job: being part of tumblr staff and just commenting sassy gifs on people’s text posts all day.

image

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spookybands:

we’re all background characters in someone else’s story

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

u done yet lmaooooooooooo

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

ayema-lemmiegetchotumbla:

betterintunewiththeinfinite:

2pathsdiverged:

punky-chan:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOO

Real life is real

This is fuckin ridiculous b

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

(Source : postracialcomments)

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mountainladyy:

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

Why would you make fun of a fat person at all…?

mountainladyy:

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

Why would you make fun of a fat person at all…?

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source : ltsashakaidanovsky)

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I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via naturaekos)

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pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

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